We rounded a corner and decided upon taking a quick rest. The damn lemon would swallow us whole if we did not make our escape soon. I, The Unknown DJ, turned to Gensao. "What the Hell are we going to do? Is there anyway out?"

"Sorry, dude," said the Noble Panda, "We are..."

"Pretty much ^&(*ing screwed!" shouted PA, interrupting Gensao, "Yep, we are $%^ed! Anyone got anyone got ^%)ing brilliant ideas? From the small crowd, fuzzy_bunny raised his hand. "Well, enlighten us, god dammit!"

Fuzzy_Bunny quickly grabbed a roll of duct tape and in a flash, wrapped the whole roll around PA's mouth. Then, Fuzzy drop kicked PA back to his actual group. Everyone in the group applauded and now, the next move was ready to be planned. "Okay, everyone," began Gensao, "I have a map of the lemon right here." Gensao quickly revealed it, and we all looked at it with a new ray of hope and a strong need to go see Dragon Ball Z reruns. "We are right here," said Gensao, "If we go north, we might be able to make it to the Yahoo search engine. If we get there, we could return to my kingdom."

"Incorrect, Mr. Gensao," began DHS Sculley, "That would be... ...THE EASY WAY OUT!" Everyone in the party gasped, except Fox.

"What's wrong with the easy way out?" Everyone stared at Fox, for about 10 minutes. Then someone coughed and a few people laughed, but from that point on, Fox was given strange looks for the rest of the journey. "I know!" exclaimed DHS Sculley, "We could use the search engine to go to K'thardin and Navaash's review gallery. There, we could claim sanctuary against any bad lemons and pass out MISA awards!" Everyone cheered and so it was decided.

Suddenly, DHS Sculley felt a bad omen and she was hit with a crushing headache. "What is it?" asked little Ryoko.

"I just felt a tear in the Fanfix!" Everyone looked up to see an evil Laurence Fishburne with a large sword in his hand. He took the sword and pointed at me. "You! You must die for writing in infant talk!" Then, with a slice of the sword, I felt me chest tear open. "DJ!"

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"No!" yelled Fuzzy_Bunny, "The humanity!" The corpse of the Sammamish musician fell to the floor. Laurence Fishburne faded deep into the depths of the Fanfix and was gone. Then, the body of the unknown also faded and was lost. "Oh the humanity!" yelled Gensao.

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I awoke in the middle of the field and to my surprise, a large, buff dude stood over me with an axe. "Hey, Buddy. You okay?"

"I don't know," I replied. I looked down at my chest. The wound was not bleeding, but I had a nice scar and a tear in my Sublime shirt. Damn, I thought, why'd he have to tear the one with Lou-dog? "Who are you?"

"Me name's Bobertkay. I am the official artisan for the home of the Princess Ayeka."

I sat stunned. Was I back to the place that I had entered so long ago? I looked pass Bobertkay and there it stood. The Palace of Ayeka! When I had last seen it, the place had been in shambles. It had been left broken and nearly uninhabited. "What happened?"

"Well, Jared disappeared and couldn't be found, so Jaf decided to give his protégé, Possum, a chance at cleaning it up. But, Possum is MIA. At least, the place looks better then it ever has!" I turned to the tall man and looked down on me. I stared at his ax and finally the question dawned on me. "Have you caught all 150 Pokemon yet?"

"Nope, sorry. But if you would like to know I am the official wood sculptor, here."

For, some strange reason, the ax-wielding psycho looked like he might come in handy. So, I asked him if he would come with me to K'thardin's archive. He laughed for ten hours and said no, but then I offered him a five. Once again he laughed, but then I told him, if he didn't help me, I would have Cav sick Haruna on him. What a way to gain followers!