by Jaf
To the east of the Ayeka Kingdom, past the bustling electronical metropolis of the Anipike, we come to a small community in the middle of the web waste land. Existing in secret, this community serves a purpose of research, of observation and the bridging of a gap. Scientists work around the clock trying to find a secret that has plagued, not only the curious minds in the real world, but also this desolate dimension.
They are trying to find the missing link between man and monkey.
Everyday these scientists worked, greuling over ratios and gene fragments, studying and hypothesizing, experimenting and gene-splicing, all to come at a final and innevitable failure.
But then, originating from some X-Files webpage up in the sky, a shining glimmer of hope crashed only a few miles away from their facility, a UFO containing almost limitless technology, more than any FBI agent or smoking man could possibly have dreamed of, and these men, tired and aggrevated by failure after failure, kidnapped to subjects, a man and a monkey, and used the technology to combine them. They wasted little time, but they thought they had researched enough, that the little of the study they did conduct of the technology would prove more than sufficient.
They were wrong. Dead wrong.
After they had finished, they had found their missing link, but not only was this creature half man and half monkey, but it was also half alien. The scientists immediately decided to cage the creature, to seal it up as it became abnormally large, pertaining most of the body of a man, but still had the brain power and the moody atittude of a regular orangutang. But, unpredicted by the scientists, it also contained the mental powers of an alien.
They named him FASDAR, Factured Alien Simien Derived from Alien Research.
The scientists wasted little time concerning all their efforts to a rocket ship, to blow this thing back into space. They lured the monkey in with a casement of bannannas, let it fly up into space.
The monkey man, after the rocket malfunctuned and ejected the poor chimp guy, fell many feet until he landed only a few meters away from the Ayeka Kingdom, making a loud whomp as he hit.
He then, using his alien powers to piece himself back together, as aliens were known to do that at the time, made his way towards the kingdom. He met a small looking caped man at the gate who seemed to not want him to proceed. "Thou shalt halt, man-beast. It is not your place to come into these walls without permission."
Seeing this man as rather strong, the monkey man decided to stay put while the caped hero went and got his supervisor. He then came back with a tired looking man with many bags under his eyes. "What is it, Marvelboy? I'm tired. It's the middle of the dang night."
"It is this man-beast, Sir Jared," the caped man explained. "He wishes to pass."
The tired man then looked to the monkey/man/alien thing and asked "So, do you want to become a resident?"
The monkey man shrugged and nodded.
"Ok, let him pass. And make sure he doesn't shed everywhere."
The Monkey man then pointed to himself and said "Fasdar!"
"Is that thine alias, sir man-beast?"
The monkey thing nodded.
"Tis fine, sir Fasdar. Thine food can be purchased over at yon food stand. Be well now. We have burgers, pizza, cokes . . ."
"Hmm, cokes," Fasdar mumbled, and made his way over to the stand.
"Man-beast must be a caffein junkey. Tis a pity. The sweet rise of caffeine is a cruel temptress."