The stranger walked along the Anipike, randomly searching for things that caught his interest. There were elevators and escalators leading to hundreds of different anime most of which he’d never heard of before. He was walking along in the "Tenchi Muyo" Section, when he swore he heard a scream coming from one of the many doors he was passing. He looked at the door and saw a sign that said www.tmffa.com. He heard lots about this place and had always wanted to visit it, but was too busy wondering the www looking for. Well, whatever he was searching for at the time.

"Hmm.." he said I wonder why someone would be screaming in there Maybe they had just gotten into . Into a bad lemon!" Now, you must understand that he yelled this last part because not only did he never read lemons (mostly because of his age) but also because he knew how much pain bad lemon fics had cost some of his dearest friends. So he drew his sword, kissed his holy symbol (which was a picture of Ryoko we might add) and kicked open the door.

Inside he saw a large hallway, doors on every side and a couple of well places pictures, like Tenchi and Ayeka. He slowly walked down the hallway, his eyes darting back and forth . He sniffed the air he smelled something. It was, it was carrots, yes-pickled carrots! He followed the smell to one of the main doors. He looked up; it said "Lemons"

"Ack!" He backed away from the door. Then he heard purring inside the door . Almost like cats then he heard a mans voice yelling "Stay back you ^($#*(ers!" Once he heard that he tried to open the door, it was locked tight.

"Ha! You can’t keep me out!" He yelled. He concentrated for a moment then his sword glowed with blue flame and he sliced downward at the lock, the thing shattered under the force and the 15 year old kicked the door open. (He kicked the door to make an appearance) "Aha!" He looked around, there were naked and semi-naked cat women everywhere! "Gaa! I mustn’t be affected by their beauty and nakedness!" So our latest hero sheathed his sword, took out a blindfold and a portable mini disk player with headphones. "This will make me invincible" he said to himself as he donned the blindfold and the headphones. He suddenly became enraged, and even though he was blind and deaf, he took out his sword and promptly started cutting down the cat women of this most horrible lemon fic. (Now, the reader may ask, why did this mysterious, magical blade-wielding, 15 year old suddenly become so enraged? Well you see, the minute he donned his headphones, the most horrible of all evils encroached upon his ears .yes, he had Hanson in the mini disk player! It wasn’t without good cause though! This move was a tactical one, the music is so horribly annoying and stupid that our hero became a bezerker of sorts!)

Now, since out hero was blind and deaf at the moment, he had no idea of the going ons at the other side of the room, where Crikit and "her" group where trying to fight off the rest of the Cat women. But just because they were across the room, filled with objects of sexual torture and things that the author doesn’t want to go into ^_^;;; , Doesn’t mean that stopped out hero! He rushed across the room, his blade flashing along with his feet. Down went one Naked Cat women, and another! Bye the time he had reached the other side of the room and the group of people he’d never met naked cat women were slowly surrounding him with whips and what have you!

The Hanson music was quickly turning our hero from just semi bezerker. Too completely insane. He decided it was a good time to take off the headphones and blindfold. (The blindfold so he could see who this strangers he was attempting to help were) But once he took of his blindfold and headphones, he was barraged by pink bubbles, panties, bad music, things of pain and torture, and of course, naked cat women!!

"Danm you thing of evil!" He cursed as he threw the Hanson disk at one of the cat women, it then struck and fell to the ground.

"Purr that wasn’t very nice purr.." She said in a seductive voice. Our hero took that moment to slice her in half.

Hey! Who’s that!?" Crikit yelled, pointing at the young man with the glowing sword and the long, hooded cape.

"Who the *^&#!! Is that?!!" Yelled PA

"I’m Foxanime!" Don da na non! Came music. "Hey where’d the *%#&@ that come from!?"

"%*%&!! How many &#^$ing times do I have to tell you people to watch your #&$^%&ing mouths!?!?" PA screamed. Foxanime just sweatdropped.

"Who cares! Let’s just get outta here!" Yelled fuzzy_bunny

"There’s a door at the other end, if we run " he stopped to kick half-naked cat women with a cat’o nine tails, who was just a little too close for comfort. "If we run, we can still make it!" he finished

"Lets go then!" Yelled DHSculley and Kale-chib-ki at the same time

"Alright, you people sure are pushy aren’t yah!" He led the rest of the group to the door and once out in GenSao’s main hallway, GenSao locked it, because GenSao knows how to do everything in HIS kingdom. Afterward they all sat against the wall and gave a huge sigh of relief, where proper introduction were given and Foxanime broke out the sweet Earl Gray and down it in a second.