Jinnai

by Jaf

Upon entering the third level of the cave, Kitz and her party come to a single man, shrouded in darkness, sitting on a stone throne. “Are you the third beast of this cave?” Phatpat asked the man. The man in darkness said “Uh, yeah. I suppose.” “What are your special powers?” Brazil asked the man. “Basically I just sit here and chill until someone comes and then I tell them of the next three beasts. Kinda give you a break from the monsters for a single level,” the man said. “So, my name is Jinnai and I am the wizard of the internet. I know all and see all. I’m basically the god of wisdom of the World Wide Web.” “Can you tell us the meaning of life?” Nathan asked. “For you? There’s not much you do, being in the internet world. Just sit around and chill, just kinda layin back.” “What beasts await us?” Kitz asked. “Oh, basically a huge five headed hydra which is called the beast of Microsoft, and then a huge ball of sludge which is called the Technology Blob. After that, it moves out of the internet and I don’t know what happens.” “Is that all you can tell us?” Pat asked. “Ah, I’m kinda tired right now, but I’ll tell ya what. How about I go to your kingdom and give all my secrets to your townspeople?” Jinnai asked simply. No one thought that was a bad idea, so he went, and the party ventured on.