And now, a side story featuring CP, the evil robot. Enjoy! ^_^

HMM, CP thought to herself, looking again over the letter she had gotten through robot cyber mail. OLD ROBOT SKOOL WANT ME COME FOR REUNION. I GOT TELL RADHAZ. ME GET SEE OLD ROBOT FRENDS AGAIN. OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY.

CP knocked gently on her canister wall. After a few seconds she knocked softly again. HMM. MASTER MUST BE OUT DOING BIG BOOM GUY'S WISHES. And with that thought she tore through her steel canister wall like hot butter and used her fire turbo jets to make a humungous CP sized hole in the adamentium cage she was locked in. JUST AS THOUGHT. MASTER OUT DOING BIG BOOM GUY'S EVIL BIDDING. MASTER MAKE CURSED GOOD GUYS GO SPLAT. HA HA HA HA. ME GO OUT AND HAVE GOOD TIME TONITE. MASTER NOT KNOW I GONE. HEH HEH HEH.

Again she turned on her fire turbo jets and torboed her way through a huge, newly made, fire rocket generated hole in the computer lined, wire crossed giant mainframe and out into the humungous desert of the web waste land.

OH BOY. ME SO SNEAKY. I GET SEE OLD FRENDS AGAIN. OH BOY OH BOY.

Oh, it was definitely a sight for the average passer-by to see a (modestly) huge, nine foot tall robot go zooming through the desert, kicking up large hills of dirt in her happy streak of unintended destruction. Entire sandstorms were started every half a mile by the rubble she flung in the air and the air currents she created.

The people in the Anipike, in fact, were extremely terrified when the mammoth machine tore through their adamentium shell like ..., well like butter, frankly. The entire DBZ and Pokemon sections were wiped off the face of the web, not to mention over half of the Sailor Moon and Bubblegum Crisis sections. The Tenchi section had been downsized so much, however, that it was safely underground, protected from the carnage (^_^), leaving the AFC link safely intact as well.

It only took CP about three minutes to cover the over fifty thousand miles of the journey, mostly because of CP's beloved turbo jets which could run from 0 to 6000000 in under a couple of minutes flat, which it did. Many were wounded by her trail, though none were killed (this is dubbed by Pioneer after all). They all got to their "parachutes" or "escape pods" "just in the nick of time" and luckily none got sent to "the next dimension."

The old Robot school was a monstrous factory about, oh, 621.41398761231987425121657454 miles tall, give or take an inch or two.

The large pipes of the large factory pumped large clouds of carbon dioxide, filling up the large smog atmosphere of the large area around the said large factory.

Only one word could describe this place.

IT SO TINY NOW THAT I GROWN UP. CP walked confidently through the smog cloud and into the factory doors.

Right inside, a hydrocarbon detector (acting as security guard for any brave yet extremely foolish mammals that might venture inside) was waiting for her.

AH, CP it said. I NOT SEEN YOU IN 67.894736482940684038374928478 YEAR REPREATING. HOW YOU?

I GOOD, THANK. HOW YOU?

I GOOD TOO. THANK.

Suddenly CP caught the eye of a handsome (use your imagination) and familiar looking robot. KAZE! she shouted across the room to the robot, throwing her hands up and crushing the teacher/metal detector in the process.

HOW YOU?

CP! it called back, throwing its monstrous claws up (even bigger than CP's, good gracious), knocking out a stereo jack head (robot weed head, guys) and the computer monitor guidance counselor in the process. ME FINE. HOW YOU?

ME FINE. IT BEEN 93.38299473929474392849393 YEAR REPEATING. YOU LOOK FINE.

ME FINE. YOU LOOK FINE TOO.

ME FINE.

CP looked at her old friend Kaze, and he looked back at her. She looked to the ground and he looked to the ceiling. She looked past his shoulder and he looked down to the ground.

WHAT TIME IT? CP asked.

IT 7:4339483948544940304838489392024883948593049384039849383892 938493 APPROXIMATELY. YOU BEEN HERE 3.847579394847384738784838 7437882302943822342 SECONDS REPEATING.

THIS SUCK. ME GOT GO. YOU WANNA COME?

ME?

YEH. MASTER LIKE BIG ROBOTS. YOU WORK FOR HIM, KAY?

ALRIGHT. ME WORK FOR NEW MASTER.

And with that they shot off into the sunset together, after they had blown a hole through the factory's steel roof, of course. And that's the story of how Radhaz and Arrowyn got a new evil servant, and of how CP finally got into the story in some way.

Wasn't that beautiful?