Matthew and Daniel looked around themselves in awe. The kingdom was overrun with hentai-minded guys and gals, doing all sorts of hentai things. A big sweatdrop was in order when the two saw a bunch of female members chase Jaf, screaming, "Jaf! Come back!! We want to ::CENSORED:: ::CENSORED::CENSORED:: and we can ::CENSORED::CENSORED::CENSORED! And after that ::CENSORED::CENSORED::CENSORED!!"

Daniel's and Matthew's jaws hit the floor. "That's it!!" Daniel said. "Heck with the kingdom! I'm joining the fun!"

"Daniel no!" Matthew yelled at him, slamming Daniel's helmet back down before the little lemon knight could get it all the way off. "We've got work to do."

"Great!" Daniel said angrily, kicking up dirt and plotting himself by the big lemon tree. "Now what are we supposed to do?!"

"Chow!"

"Yeh, I'm hungry too, but I don't think that's the answer," Matthew said, tapping his helmet as he thought to himself.

"Excuse me?" Daniel asked, confused.

"Didn't you just say 'chow'?"

"No."

"Chow! Chow!"

"Who said that?!" Matthew started looking around, a little paranoid now.

"Sir," Daniel said, repressing a giggle.

"What is it?"

"Your other leg."

"Chow!" A cabbit looked up at Matthew, a big smile on its face.

"GAH!!" Matthew started shaking his leg, trying to get the cabbit off him.

"HEY!" Lazidog shouted happily. "That's my buddy Ken-Ohki. He must've followed me here."

"But he's on my leg!!"

"Just flow with it," Daniel said, looking up to the yellow sky.

"But where's your brother, Ken-Ohki? You two never leave each other's side."

Ken-Ohki pointed a paw towards Daniel, trying not to lose rythem. Daniel looked to where Ken-Ohki was pointing and gave out a "GAH!!" of his own.

"Chow!" the other Ken-Ohki greeted Daniel, also trying not to lose rythem.

Matthew sighed and rubbed his forehead while Daniel did a hop skip kick dance to try and shake off the cabbit.

"He can dish it out but he sure can't take it," Matthew thought to himself. He looked back up to the lemon infested Ryu-oh. "Great, now we have two cabbits to add to our little party here, but we still aren't any closer to figuring out how to solve this problem."

Daniel gave up with the dance and looked around him, studying all the dirty-doings going on. People were all in the midst of immoral, disgusting, revolting, wonderful dirty deeds, all without him. "Bah, heck with it" he mumbled to himself sourly, unscrewing his helmet.

"You know what we need?" Matthew said. "We need a ladder. You know, some way to get up to the top of the tree to all those lemons up top."

"We could climb on top of each other," Daniel suggested, giggling. He yanked his helmet off and took a big whiff of the lemony air. "Sweeeet."

"That's an idea. But how would we dispose of the lemons once we got to them?"

"Why not eat em?" Daniel asked, plucking one and taking a bite out of it.

"That might be dangerous and- HEY!!"

"What?"

"Don't eat those!!"

"They don't taste so bad."

"And put your helmet back on!!!"

"There's no point. I don't feel any different."

"But why didn't you change into a hentai obsessed maniac?!"

"*Change*?"

The commander thought about that one a second. "That's right!" Matthew shouted, unscrewing his own helmet. He got it off and took a big whiff. "This place is just like Lemonwood! And we eat lemons all the time!! It's the only fruit that'll grow out there!"

"Yeh," Daniel said, taking another bite. "These are kinda yucky, tho."

"Swallow your pride soldier!!" Matthew shouted. "We've got a lot of yellow bombs to deactivate!! Lazidog! Ken-Ohki!... Er, Ken-Ohkis! Get off our legs and help us and I'll make you all honorary members of the Lemonwood knights!! Think of it!! All the tree trunks you can dream of!!"

And thus it began. They all started eating (and eating and eating and eating), all going non-stop (except for Lazidog's "leg breaks" every now and then and the Ken-Ohkis carrot juice stops to wash down the bad taste) until the tree was officially lemon free.

After awhile it was done.

"We did it!" Matthew shouted, holding up his arm in celebration. That is until his arm went down to his aching stomach where it was more urgently needed.

"Yeh," Daniel said, looking sick. "But everyone's not back to normal yet."

"Give it a little time. You'll see."

And that they did. Little by little, everyone started recovering their senses. Miss Aeka and Miss Ryoko stopped trying to run down Jaf and started wondering what the hell they were thinking. Jaf stopped in his tracks and suddenly noticed his pants were gone. In fact, most everyone finally noticed their pants were gone. Slumber parties stopped, "What are you waiting for?!!

DISTURB!!" signs were taken down, "OPEN FOR BIZNESS!!" signs were changed back to regular. Everyone was recovering their senses (and when I say senses, I'm being *very* general). The lemon disease was coming to a halt.

"Matthew! Daniel!" Jaf greeted the town's saviors. "Thank you! We will never forget this!"

"Thank you sir!" Matthew said, giving a weak half-salute, his hand quickly returning to his aching gut.

"I would give you a commendation, but it doesn't seem proper with me with no pants."

"That's ok, sir," Daniel said. "I've always been against the things anyway."

"And who are these three?" Jaf asked, pointing to the three animals, Lazidog and the Ken-Ohkis.

"We are ..." Lazidog started, but his cheeks suddenly expanded and he quickly put his hand to his mouth.

"Suffice it to say we are in serious need of a trash can," Matthew offered.

"Of course." Jaf motioned for Leviathan to grab the nearest five garbage cans. "As soon as you're done, we'll be sure to shoot them straight to space. And thanks for doing this. You won't be forgotten."

"Think nothing of it," Matthew said, smiling. "BLARGGHH!!!"

"WHOO!!!" someone suddenly shouted, running through the crowd and up to Jaf. It was Jared, and it looked to be that he didn't have a scrap of clothing on his body. "I'M HERE FOR THE PAR-TAY!!"

"What are you doing?" Jaf asked.

"I'm here for the party you guys were throwing."

"The lemon tree is gone now. You don't have to act all hentai anymore."

"Lemon tree? What lemon tree? I just woke up a while ago. I saw everyone havin some fun and thought I'd join in!"

Jaf put two fingers to his temple, feeling his migrain returning. "Just get some pants on. Matter of fact, get pants for the lot of us. We've got a lot of forgetting to do concerning this whole day." Jaf looked around his fellow gathered citiczens. "Where's Shadow? He was supposed to have been on guard last night!"

Suddenly, the ground started to quake, like a huge explosion happened not too far away.

"What was that?!" Jaf yelled, trying to keep his balance.

"SPANKACHU!!!" a monster's voice suddenly roared.

"Great!" Jaf grumbled amidst the commotion. "First a hentai plague and now, from the sound of that roar, a bad pokemon joke is going to kill us all.

This is *not* going to look good on my performance report."