"Come on!" Sailor Mars urged Sakuya and Kitz. "We don't want to be late!"
"I think I'm going to be sick," Kitz said.
"Not me!" Panda said, strolling with a little spring in his step.
"You pervert!" Sakuya yelled, slapping Panda in the arm.
"Come on you guys!" Mars called.
"You know, Kitz, this may not be so bad, if you think about it," Meachy said.
"Yes, ma'am," Brazil added. "It must be by the grace of Washu that we are here any way."
"You know," Kitz said, pulling against Mars' hold, which seemed to be entirely to strong for a normal superheroin, pulling Sakuya and Kitz almost effortlessly. "I think I remember this fic. It's a Tenchi cross-over I believe. I think it has something to do with all the girls seducing Washu,and-"
Suddenly, at hearing the name of his beloved goddess in connection with this sickening excuse for a fic, yellow energy flashed around Brazil, making his hair stand on end and crackles of energy flow all around him, as he screamed a humungous warrior's cry. "HOW DARE YOU SPEAK WASHU'S HOLY NAME IN CONJUNCTION WITH THIS . . . THIS . . . !"
"But I'm sure I distinctly remember it. All the girls invite Washu over and then a pizza man arrives, and . . ."
"AHHHHH!!!!" Brazil screamed as he flew into the air, grabbing Sailor Mars and rising high into the sky. Then, with a huge blast of energy, Mars flew away from Brazil, flying for many seconds at mach speed until she landed in a tree many yards away.
"Wow," Pat mused. "That was awesome."
"You just have to know which strings to pull with Brazil," Kitz laughed. "Come on, let's see if she's dead yet."
As everybody rushed over to the girl, Grey stayed and watched Brazil fall from the sky in a burning streak of energy. "Is he going to be alright?" he called to the others.
"Oh yeh," Kitz called back. "Just give him a few minutes, and he'll wake up and won't remember a thing."
The others came to the fallen Sailor scout and helped her down from the tree. She was unconscious and charred from the energy blast.
"Man, when you talk smack about Washu, you better watch out," Meachy mused.
Just then Sailor Mars started mumbling. "No ... I don't want to go ... No! .... AHH!!" she screamed as she bolted up right. "Where am I?! What's going on?! And . . . what the heck am I wearing?!!!"
"I though her hair was a little light for Sailor Mars," Meachy said.
"Who are you? Where am I? Who am I?"
"It seems this hapless girl is the product of some mind manipulation," Pat said. "I wonder who would manipulate a girl's mind just to have her play some part in the remake of a pointless lemon."
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At the same time, watching all this from a video monitor, Justice Arcain laughed to himself. His little subsititute character had been discovered, but it hardly mattered. Lemons were stories, and no one can deviate from a story unless they destroy it. And he didn't think these seven could destroy anything in their situation.
Besides maybe each other. Arcain gave out a loud laugh. "Soon these suckers won't have any choice but to seccumb to the will of this lemon, to have dirty disgusting acts with a bunch of minors, to dwell in the perverted parts of the mind and be trapped FOREVER!!!! And for me to watch too." Arcain summoned himself a carton of popcorn and started eating.
Suddenly a large man appeared, wearing a red, rugged samorai fighting suit, his hair all lost except for three red patches that grew out all messy, and rippling muscles all over his huge body. He was Kuma, a manipulation spawned from a Street Fighter fan fiction featuring the huge character Akuma. He was fashioned by the higher power himself and was his loyal servant and current supervisor of Justin Arcain's actions.
"This world is not for your playtime, Justin," Kuma's rugged voice spoke. "It is not for you to make your own anime porn video."
"Kuma! Sir!" Justin shouted, leaping up, spilling all his popcorn, giving a quick salute. "What brings you here, my lord?"
"The master has grown displeased, Arcain. By luring these men into the cave, he was hoping that the strongest would get seperated from the Aeka Kingdom. But now you are putting them closer to their precious kingdom. This does not look good for you."
"I can assure you, my plan won't fail! I have everything under control! Soon, being stuck in one lemon for a long time, a world not of their own, they will regress back to perverted teenagers and will become of no use to anyone. They will be trapped in this sexual place forever."
"See that they are, Arcain, and don't fail us. And know this, the special one, K'thardin, and his crew, are coming to your little lemon prison. Be sure that they do not cause any problems."Then Kuma disappeared.
Justice's salute changed to a single middle finger sticking up at the place Kuma once stood. "Lousy Kuma," he said, levitating all the popcorn back into the cup. "I know what I'm doing." He got back into his seat and started munching on the popcorn. "I hope I didn't miss anything."
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"He is foolish, my lord," Kuma said, bowing to his master. "He will mess this up, I know it."
"Tut tut, my servant," the master answered, sitting on his high throne. "We shall give him this chance, but there will be no forgiveness if he fails. Let's just hope he does not turn out to be another failure like Q. And Kuma. Keep an eye on him."
"As you wish, sir," Kuma said, bowing and disappearing.
"Just a few more moves and I will have my check mate," the master said, giggling to himself. "Just a few more moves and the domino effect will begin. Heh heh. Heh heh heh! Heh ha ha! HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!! heh heh. hmm."