Literary Eagle

by Jaf

Kitz and her crew, after much searching and scouring, have come upon the cave which divides the web universe from the REAL WORLD!! At the cave, a messenger stands, holding a bible of some long lost religon and an old oak staff. She has long hair flowing down to her ankles and dirt covers her from head to toe. “KNOW THIS!” she shouts at the travelers. “WITHIN THIS CAVE IS THE MAGICAL DRAGON KNOWN AS ‘AOL’!! YOU MUST DEFEAT THIS DRAGON IN ORDER TO TRAVEL TO THE NEXT STAGE!! THERE ARE FIVE STAGES BEFORE YOU REACH THE TOP AND VENTURE OUT INTO THE REALWORLD!! EACH LEVEL HAS BEASTS FAR MORE TERRIFYING THAN THAT OF THE AOL DRAGON!! DO YOU STILL WISH TO VENTURE ON?!!!” After a few nods from the party, Literary Eagle shrugs and makes her way off into the web waste land. After awhile, she finds our kingdom, takes a shower, and starts her new life as a fisherman . . . er, fisherwoman.