One day, resting from their latest lemon thrashing, Lesell's party was resting, gearing up for their next thrash, and anything else their hearts currently decided to do. Lita was spit-shining her favorite mallet, because she had just whapped K`thardin with it for another one of 'comments.' As she wiped the sweat from her brow (it was a hot day in the web wasteland after all), she looked across the encampment to see MarvelBoy spinning his shield. She pondered about the superhero. No one really knew anything about him, other than he somehow always knew when people needed help. Since it was on her mind, and they actually had time to discuss something in between lemon thrashing, she decided that she might as well find out.

"So MarvelBoy, How'd you get your powers?" the prophetess asked.

He stood and started to walk over to her, happy to talk rather than just spin his shield. He noted as he got there that most of the e-lemon-ators had coalesced around Lita and himself.

"Well, all of you wanna know how I came to be me?" the hero said.

"Let's see..." MarvelBoy pondered for moment, "the story begins almost around my tender age of twelve."

(FLASHBACK THINGY!!!!)

"Ahhhhhh!!! He's going into a flashback!" Seion exclaims.

We arrive in 1991. A boy walks into the picture on his way home from school.

"Hey Mike, wait up!" yells another boy. "Hey, what's up Masami?" The first boy responds to an eleven-year-old Masami.

"WOAH dude, you're Mike?" the present-day Masami asks, interrupting the flashback. "Why didn't you tell me?"

"I dunno. Maybe because you had the biggest mouth in school." retorts MarvelBoy.

"Oh yeah," agrees Masami. MarvelBoy continues with his story

"So, dude, what are you going to do today?" the younger Masami from the flashback asks.

"I thought I would just go home and take a quick nap." Mike commented. The two walked on, chattering about the day's events, any gossip that Masami brought up, and just about anything else that popped into their minds. After a short time they reached Mike's house.

"See ya tomorrow," the younger Masami says as Mike walks towards his door.

"Ok, see ya Masami." Mike eplied as he opened his door and walked through. Our soon to be Marvelboy, walked through the living room, greeted his mother and father as he went towards his former bedroom. As he walked in, he remembered that he hasn't cleaned since he last had a couple of the guys over. It'd looked as if a tornado had ripped through the room at 150 mph. Mike sighs and he starts to clean. "Dude, this place is such a mess" he complained. As he started to clean, he discovered an old comic book with one of his favorite superheroes on the front. "Captain Marvel," he paused as he wiped the dust off the cover, "I haven't read this in a long time." He laid on his bed and began to read. Due to his lack of sleep last night caused by an annoying science project on E. coli, he soon began to nod off mumbling as he fell asleep "I wish I was a superhero---zzzzzzzzzzz"

"WAIT, WAIT!!!" Lita yells. "So, what your telling us is that you got your powers from a wish?"

"That's pretty unoriginal," Seion mumbles. MarvelBoy glared at the cyborg as if to say "Shut up or I'll rip out your power core. Seion coughed and looked around for an escape.

"Anyway, where was I? Oh yeah....."

The next morning, we see Mike is woken up by a voice, coming from somewhere in his room, but it's not the boy nor is there anyone else present. "Hello," the strange voice said. Mike could've sworn that if Captain America could talk, that was who was talking to him. When he realized that no one else was noticeably present, he started to becoming scared. Realizing why the boy was rushing around, the voice exclaimed in it's over used Macho-Marvel-Good-Doer tone, "Hey! I'm inside of you!" A large sweat drop appeared on Mike's head.

"Uhhhhh, so that would make you my inner voice or something?" Mike asked warily as he slowed his searched, but didn't stop. "No. You are the chosen one and I am the great power that you have inherited." The voice said over-confidently, but with presumed good reason.

Mike pinched himself. "Ouch!" he screamed as he paused, shook his arm, in hope that the pain would go away. "This is gotta be a joke, or a dream, or something" he trailed off as he tried to reason what was actually going on.

"Hold your hand up towards the wall and concentrate on the wall disappearing." the voice ordered in a triumphant tone.

"I can't believe I'm doing this!" Mike exclaimed as he held up his hand. He concentrated for just mere few seconds, only to see his hand begin to glow with an orange light. The light left his hand, flying into and making contact with the wall, vaporizing it.

"Wait, lemme get this straight." the present-day, leather toting Masami exclaimed, again interrupting MarvelBoy's story. "That hole in the side of your house that you said was caused by a herd of elephants wasn't really caused by elephants at all, was it?" Disgusted by Masami's lack of common sense, Aleen and K'thardin, who were sitting beside Masami, backhanded him simulatenously. He landed near the ship, looking up to find Lesell giving full fanservice to him. "Umm, Hi Lesell.." Masami uttered very quietly as he was trying to hold back a nose bleed. Lesell, enraged embarrassed that Masami saw her naked, screamed, "WHY YOU HENTAI!!!" as she booted Masami back to where he was sitting. Masami's departure revealed a gun carrying cabbit with a very big camera taken pictures of her giving fanservice. "Oops," said War-Ouki, his big eyes looking too cute for Lesell to stay angry with him. She held him up so they could see eye to eye. "So explain what you were doing, War." Lesell calmly says, with a hinted anger. "I...um..I.....you see, K`thardin asked me to help him and so I said sure and he was gonna pay me and..." War-Ouki suddenly found himself on his feet again, but minus his camera. The priestess had grabbed it, and had called upon Belldandy to give her clothing by the time he looked up. He cringed as he heard K`thardin flattened for the second time that morning. He shrugged and decided to join the group of freedom-from-lemon fighters, taking his place in Lita's lap to stay out of harms way. The danger of being interrupted abated, MarvelBoy decided that he should probably start again.

"Where was I?" Marvelboy commented. He struck the famous thinkers position, the world appearing on his back as he were the statue and after a few minutes of silence, jumped up, to Masami's dismay. The world rolled over him before he could flinch. Without noticing, MarvelBoy continued with his story. "So after learning of these new powers, I was forced to explained to my mom what happened to her wall. I soon learned to become one with my powers, making me one of the most strongest beings on the planet and then swearing to uphold truth justice and the Terran way!!"

"So how did you come to be in the AFC?" K'th asked.

"Well after learning of the show called Tenchi Muyo, I fell in love with the princess! I could see that bumbling Tenchi couldn't treat her in the way she needed to be treated, I swore to defend her life at any cost. For months, I trained and meditated to find a way to manipulate space and time. The moment I did, I came to the web wasteland only to discover there was already a group doing such deeds. So I spoke to them, and as soon as they heard my story, they knighted me as a defender of the princess." he finished triumphantly, and standing tall, his chest out and his hands on his hips.

"Wow that's a good story MarvelBoy, even for your first time writing a bio!" Lita exclaimed, for reasons that she didn't even know. She chalked it up to eating too many chocolates the night before.

"Well thanks I'm glad to have all of you as friends to help in this battle" MarvelBoy said. Before he could go on, Honey and Yayoi quickly interrupted.

"I hate to interrupt, but we gotta hurry! Not to far from here, Sasami's "Horniest" Home Videos is taking place." Honey exclaimed.

"Yeah, the quicker we get there, the sooner I can strap them to the Table!" Yayoi included.

"That doesn't sound like a easy job." Aleen said.

"Somebody's gotta do it." War-Ouki said as he picked himself up and dusted off. He soon realized that his camera was missing. "Hey Lesell, where's my camera???" he asked kawaiily, only to see Lesell's foot smash it into the ground..

"No pictures for K`thardin OR for you!" says Lesell, in perfect imitation to the Soup Nazi.

The two hentai's groaned and hung his head as they climbed into the Midorishu followed by everyone else except for MarvelBoy and Masami.

"So why didn't ya ever like let me be your side kick?" Masami asked

"Well probably because I would make you live up to your name A SIDE KICK" MarvelBoy laughed at his own joke as Masami groaned and followed in the Midorishu.

"HEHE, a side kick." MarvelBoy was still laughing. "I kill myself...HEY GUYS WAIT UP!!"