It was dark at the Masaki residence as they set the Midorishu down.

"Cut the music!" K'thardin hissed. "We don't want to lose the element of surprise." "I wonder what lemon we're in now." Lesell murmured.

"Well?" K'thardin turned on BGlanders. "You started this whole mess. Which one is it?"

"I don't know, honest! That Mysterious Voice must have altered the program."

"Only one way to find out, then. Lita. Seion. Aleen. Come with me. War-ouki will cover our approach. The rest will wait in the ship as back-up."

"Roger!" War-ouki took out two very large guns and pointed them towards the house.

"Let's move!"

Dressed in military fatigues, K'thardin led his task force through the brush towards the house.

"It's pretty dark." Lita whispered. "There's no lights on.

"Hey. I see some movement in Ayeka's room." K'thardin pointed. Aleen got a ladder and they prepared to go in Ayeka's convieniently openwindow.

"Ladies first." K'thardin bowed.

"Thank you K't- Hey! You just wanna see my panties!"

"No,I-" K'thardin was cut off by Lita's mallet, sending him crashing into a tree.

"Shhh!" Seion hissed. "Be quiet, K'thardin, or you'll blow our cover.

"Hey! Why are you always picking on me? Lita's the one who made all the noise."

"Shhh!"

"If you guys are done." Aleen said impatiently. "We have a lemon scene to stop."

Quietly, they crept in the window.

A blue rectangle hovered in the air. White letters read "Ayeka'sroom."

"What's this?"

"Oh, it's one of those blue text fields (BTF) from various RPG's. It's telling us where we are."

"Oh." Ryoko lay on the floor, blood flowing from a large hole in herchest.

"She's dead." K'thardin whispered.

"Didn't seem to put up much of a fight." Seion mused. "She only took that one shot. Seems kinda OOC for Ryoko."

"I can't think of any lemon where Ryoko dies like that." Lita added.

"That's because she's not supposed to." BGlanders said over the radio. "We've detected another outside presence. Somebody not from this fic. He's in the hall in front of you."

They glanced ouyt into the hall. The BTF dashed ahead and the words changed to "2nd floor, hallway."

"Somebody wanna move the BTF? It's in the way."

Sheepishly, the BTF flipped higher. Behind it, Ayeka was grappling with a young man wearing a leather jacket and shades, and had Mihoshi's battle cannon (seen in OAV 6) strapped to his back. Ayeka was dressed all in black. She hissed at the man revealing razor sharp fangs.

"Ayeka's a vampire!" Lita cried.

"No." K'thardin said. "She's just very Goth. This is DarkenedDreams."

"Of course!" Seion exclaimed. "That would explain Ryoko's meekdefeat."

"But who is the intruder?"

"It's Masami!" Lita exclaimed. "From Dark Juraian."

The BTF flew under Masami and printed up some more text. "Tenchi's super-observant, loud mouthed, tactless friend... Masami."

Ayeka was winning the struggle. She siezed Masami by the throat and began to strangle him.

"Why doesn't he teleport or blast her or something?" K'thardinasked.

"He can't."

"What?"

"He's an ordinary Earthling. He doesn't have any super powers."

"Oh my. What a strange concept."

Suddenly a blur burst through the wall and past Ayeka. Masami wasgone.

"Look!" Lita cried pointing.

"Across the hall!" Aleen exclaimed.

"It's an Angel!" K'thardin yelled.

"It's a spaceship!" Seion shouted.

"It's Marvelboy!" They all said at once.

Sure enough, Marvelboy stood across the hall, Masami in hand.

"Yay, Marvelboy!"

"Look out! Ayeka's coming this way!"

Two energy blasts, a fireball, a heat ray, an arrow, and a large mallet smashed into Ayeka. A bunch of numbers popped up at her feet as Ayeka was smashed into nothing.

"Thanks man." Masami said, slapping Marvelboy on the shoulder. "How'd you know to come here?"

"Whenever characters are being bashed, I will come. Wherever idealistic fanfic writers are being threatened, I'll be there. If a lemon warrants being trashed, you will find...Marvelboy!"

"I see."

"Plus, I followed the path of charred and wasted lemons that these guys have left in their wake."

"You guys are trashing lemons? Awesome! Can I join you? Some of these things need to be smashed, but it's too much for one man."

"Sure. Why not? Marvelboy, are you coming with us?"

"Yes. I am." Marvelboy said heroically.

Trumpets played from nowhere as the BTF printed up "Masami and Marvelboy have joined the party!"

"Now lets blow this fic up." Masami took out a control-cube and started twisting it around. A toaster, a bunch of carrots, a watch and finally, a pack of C4 explosives materialized.

"There we go." Masami smiled.

"Why do you have Mihoshi's control cube?" Seion asked.

"Umm, well..."

"And her battle cannon?"

"Well, you see..."

"What did you do to my Mihoshi?" He roared as he chased afterMasami.

"Wait a minute, Seion! I can explain! Somebody help me!" Aleen and Marvelboy seized Seion by the arms.

"I didn't do anything to your Mihoshi." Masami panted. I took these from this Mihoshi, because I'm not battle oriented and needed the help."

"Oh, sorry." Seion mumbled. "I'm just a bit edgy. I miss my wife."

" 'sokay." Masami said as he set the detanoator on the bomb. The BTF displayed a timer reading 5:00 and began to count down. "Let's blow before the bomb does."

Rainbow Forces blasted loudly as the Midorishu took off. Lights lit up the Masaki house moments before the Masaki house lit up the sky.

"So what were you doing here anyway Masami?"

"Well, to be totally honest I got lost."

"Where were you going?"

"The fabled Ayeka kingdom. Anybody know where I can find it?"

Justice Arcain watched all this from his video monitor. "So, that is K'thardin. He doesn't look so special. And now the usurper, Masami, is with him. And they are both in my arena, heading blindly into my trap. This could not be better if I had planned it myself."