"So what lemon are we gonna fight next?" Masami asked Lesell over a large bowl of Jurai-Oh's (the breakfast of Princesses).

"I don't know. We'll just have to wait and see. Now help me finish off this box. I only need 4,000 more boxtops to get a glow-in-the-dark pokéball for Metroid."

The two continued eating as the others stumbled into the kitchen, and groggily ate breakfast, which mainly involved multiple bowls of Jurai-Oh's (the breakfast of Princesses), at Lesell's insistance.

After 3,999 more boxes, the crew left for the cockpit.

"Guys!" Lesell called out, running in with a box of Jurai-Oh's(the breakfast of Princesses). "I only need one more boxtop."

"Forget it, Lesell." Seion said. "I already ate 300 boxes this morning."

"Oh come on Seion. Pwease." Lesell said, her eyes growing big and filling with water.

"Uh-oh!" K'thardin cried. "She's using Puppy-eyes! Duck!" Masami, K'thardin and the other guys dropped to the ground, except for Seion who was hit by the full force of the gaze. For a moment he just stood there, looking like the proverbial deer in the headlights, then he managed to speak.

"Um, ah, well, I suppose I could have another bowl or three." Seion said as he sat down and poured himself a rather tall bowl.

"Um, Seion?" Masami asked.

"What is it, cabbit-boy? I've got some serious eating to do."

"Well, it's just you were on piloting duty."

"I was? What happened to Yayoi?"

"She's asleep from flying all night. You promised you'd fly in the morning."

"So who's flying?"

"That's my point."

"Um, guys?" K'thardin said calmly. "I don't want to disturb you but, Disclaimer at twelve o'clock!"

"Oh, shi-" Seion was cut off as the Midorushi crashed into the section declaring that the story belonged to the author (not that anybody else would want it). Everybody bounced around until they came to a stop in the forest. Nobody was seriously hurt. Somebody banged their elbow and two of the Midorushi's missles were transformed into a humpback whale and a potted geranium (but that's another story). Masami had fallen into cabbit form, and K'thardin had landed on Lita's-

"Hentai!" Lita cried, slamming K'thardin with her mallet.

"Ow."

"So where are we?" Lita asked, calmly tucking away the rather large mallet.

"I think we're in the forest outside Tenchi's house." K'thardin groaned.

"Looks more like a jungle to me." Masami said.

"Wait! I hear something with my super-hearing!" Marvelboy said.

"It sounds like soldiers patrolling to my nanotech ears." Seion said.

"I was about to say that."

"Guess I'm just better at hearing than you are."

"Are not."

"Am too. I'm also stronger, smarter, and better looking."

"You are none of those things! I'll have you know I heard those men when we first landed."

"I heard them when we crashed through the disclaimer."

"I could've, but the crash drowned them out."

"Too bad you don't have sound dampeners like me."

"Um, they'll likely be awhile." Lesell sweatdropped. "Let's go exploring, shall we? Masa-ouki, War-ouki, Lita, and K'thardin come with me. The rest of you guard the ship."

The group left the bickering super heroes and made their way through the forest, err jungle. Soon they came upon a group of guards who had surrounded Ayeka and Ryoko, who, dispite being in top physical conditions, did not fight back, as they were captured.

"Okay, first thing we need to do is blow up those guards."

"No problem for the kawaii death, uh huh, uh huh, yup!" War-ouki said as he took out a giant bazooka. He leveled it at the soldiers, and fired.

The E-lemon-ators were blown back by the blast.

"Hmm, looks like you killed Ayeka and Ryoko too."

"Oops!" War-ouki said as a halo appeared over his head. K'thardin grabbed the halo and frisbeed it into the woods.

"No time for games, War. We've got work to do."

"Prepare to-Hey! What gives?" A voice that sounded like Stallone pumped up on hellium said.

"Is that Ryo-ouki?"

"I was, but not anymore. Now I am Kawaii-bo! And I'm going to kill you for ruining my scene."

"Nuh-uh, nope!" War-ouki said as he took out an assault rifle. "Cuz I'm the Kawaii Death, and I'm the most dangerous cuddewy widdle cweature there is."

"Um, we should probably leave." Lita pointed out. "Like now."

So Lita, Lesell, K'thardin, and Masa-ouki bolted moments before all of the armageddon broke out behind them.

(Batman like music as a silhouette of Tenchi-ken flies up to the screen and flies away revealing the four now in Tenchi's hide out, fighting more soldiers. K'thardin is now dressed like Batman, Lesll like Batgirl, Lita like Catwoman, and Masa-ouki like Robin)

K'thardin knocks one away one with a "BOFF!" Lita flattens one with a "SPLAT!!" Lesell hits a third with a "POKE!" And Masa-ouki takes out the last one with a "BITE!", a "CHEW!" and finally a "CRUNCH!"

"Good work guys." Lesell nodded. "Now let's get that joker of a Tenchi."

Everybody groaned at Lesell's bad pun, but followed her anyway.

(Meanwhile, at Gotham City, er, I mean, the Masaki woods.)

War-ouki was sweating this out. Sure he had more firepower and more ammo, but Kawaii-bo was a mockery of Rambo, giving her nearly godlike survival abilities.

Things looked bad for our Kawaii Death. He desperately tried to think of some last technique, some unused ability, that he could spring on her to win.

He could only thing of one.

GLOMP!

(Meanwhile at the Joker's-I mean Tenchi's hideout.)

"The same joke twice in one post." K'thardin shook his head. "I'm disappointed in the author. I expected better from him."

"Let's just go." Lesell said. "Okay, we found Tenchi and Sasami. And unlike SOME heroes *cough* Kawaii-bo!*cough* we made it before the ugly rape scene."

"Thank Tsunami!" THe others said in unison.

"So here's the plan. Masa-ouki. You distract him with a kawaii cabbit dance. Lita will sneak up on him and mallet him into the next dimension."

"Lesell got censored" K'thardin laughed.

"No, I mean mallet him into the next dimension. Hit him so hard that he breaks the dimensional wall!"

"Oh." K'thardin said somewhat disappointed.

"I'll rescue Sasami, while K'thardin sets the C4."

"But I don't have any C4."

"I think you can find some in that hole in the plot, right over there."

K'thardin went over to the hole and pulled out a teddy bear, a video tape, three chocolate bars, a rabbit, that cup of coffee that Mihoshi could never find, and finally enough C4 to take out a medium sized planet (Earth would do.)

"Alright! Let's go!"

"Um, how do we get in." Masami pointed to the password pad required to open the door.

"Umm, this could take a while." Lesell sweated. "Now what could the password of a deranged Tenchi be?"

"Rape scenes rule." Said a depressed voice. The E-lemon-ators turned around to see a rather depressed looking little grey sheep.

"Um, good morning." Lesell said awkwardly.

"If it is a good morning...which I doubt."

Lesell decided to change the subject before they got sued. "So that's the password?"

"Yeah. I saw him punch it in."

"What are you doing here."

"Just wandering around. Not many people like a depressed sheep. You ever thought about a sheep's life? It's not very enjoyable. We look dumb with our wooly coats, and even dumber without them. We spend all our time being bossed around by dogs. We..."

"Um, you'll probably want to leave before we blow this place up." K'thardin said, hefting the large wad of C4.

"I suppose. Maybe if I had somewhere to go."

"Well, you could go to the AFC Kingdom." Masa-ouki suggested.

"MASA-OUKI! NO!" The others yelled.

"AFC Kingdom. Well, I suppose I could give it a try. I've always liked Ayeka." He went on in a depressingly monotone voice. "Gee, I'm so excited I can barely contain myself." Slowly he wandered offset.

"Well, that was depressing." Lita said dryly.

"Not as depressing as this fic." K'thardin pointed out.

"Speaking of which, we've got a rape scene to stop." Masami added.

"Code worked." Lesell said cheerfully. "Let's go!"

"Aha! I have you where I want you." Tenchi growled. "Damn zipper. What the?" Tenchi looked up as Masa-ouki hopped in. He hopped to the center of the room, cleared his throat and...

"Miya miya, miya miya, miya miya miya..." Masa-ouki wove a hypnotically kawaii dance. A bit too hypnotic as it hypnotized Lita too. She was frozen directly behind Tenchi, a cast iron mallet raised high into the air.

"Miya, um, miya...Lita! Hurry up! I can't remember the next line!" Lita snapped out of her reverie and slammed Tenchi as hard as she could. Again and again she mashed the man with her mighty metal mallet. Soon there was nothing left but a small black hole.

"Wow! You really did send him into the next dimension." Masa-ouki exclaimed.

"It was nothing." Lita blushed.

Meanwhile Lesell was uncuffing Sasami. "You poor girl. Let's get you out of here, and to the Sasami-lemon-recovery ward at the AFC Kingdom."

Meanwhile K'thardin had made a life sized sculpture of Tsunami out of the C4.

"It's so beautiful. I can't bear to set the timer."

"I can." Lesell said as she pressed the button. "Now lets get out of here."

The five of them quickly made their way towards the exit. They learned a very important lesson. Don't set the fuse for five minutes when it's going to take you six minutes to leave.

Burnt and charred, they slowly got up and made their way back to the ship. There they found Seion and Marvelboy cringing on the ground.

"Oh my god! What happened to you two."

"We...ro sham boed for who's the best hero." Seion groaned.

"So you each kicked each other in the nuts?"

"That's the short of it." Marvelboy croaked.

"K'thardin, Masami. Get these two back onto the ship."

"Man, why do we have to do all the work?" Masami griped as he switched back to human form.

"MAKE LIKE NIKE AND JUST DO IT!"

K'thardin and Masami hastily brought the cyborg and the super hero onto the ship.

"Hey, where's War-ouki?" Lita asked

"Here I am." War-ouki said as he jumped out of the bushes and onto Lita's breats. Lita promptly knocked him off, then flattened him with a large wooden mallet.

"Um, can we leave?" War-ouki asked. "Like now?"

As they took off, Kawaii-bo ran out of the forest. "Call me!" She called after them. She didn't notice the several tons of C8 (like C4 only more explosive.)

And the crew learned a very important lesson. Never set the fuse for 5 minutes when it takes six to leave the atmosphere. Yeah, Lesell, Lita, K'thardin, and Masa-ouki already knew that, but they aren't flying, Seion is. And he had something else on his mind.

What adventures will our team meet up with next? "Tune in next time, same E-Lemon-ator time, same E-Lemon-ator channel