Kitz’s party ventured cautiously into the next level, to the lair of the Microsoft Hydra. There, they saw a huge beast with five heads, each breathing fire. The party was terrified, none knowing what to do. No one moved, and suddenly, as the beast was advancing, a figure moved from the shadows and came up to them. It was a man. “Hiya,” the man said. “What’s happening?” Nathan screamed “WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!! THERE’S A HUGE BEAST ABOUT TO KILL US!!” “Oh, that,” the guy said. “That’s just Microsoft. you can just turn it off. It’s pretty easy.” While saying this, the man walked up to the huge, raving beast, and flicked a plastic switch on its foot. The beast immidiately fell down in a peaceful sleep. “There.” Astounded by the man’s quick thinking, Kitz gave him directions to the kingdom. when there, he was enventually asked his name. His answer was “Richard. Just call me Richard.”