"Where did the keyboard go?" Gimped asked, looking at his hands, held up over nothing. "Wait a minute. Where did the computer go?" He then looked over his shoulder. "Where did the cafe go?"

His other six companions were still behind him.

"Guys. What's going on here?"

"This is most peculiar," Pat said, looking around himself at a vast, empty desert. "I don't remember this being here just now."

"It is the work of Kagato," Brazil whispered.

"Everything's the work of Kagato to you," Meachy mumbled, then turned to Sakuya to ask if she knew what was going on, before he and all the other men suddenly dropped their jaws straight to the ground. Sakuya and Kitz were dressed up in Sailor Scout outfits. It seemed that Sakuya was Sailor Mercury and Kitz was Sailor Jupiter.

"Why Sakuya. Have I ever told you how beautiful you look in white Japanese cheerleading outfits that are three sizes too small for you?" Panda said, a smile crossing his lips and a hint of drool on his chin.

"Captain?" Nathan asked Kitz, baffled at his superiors sudden change of dress.

"What's going on here?!" Sakuya yelled. "Why am I in a Sailor Mercuryfuku?!!"

"Someone sinister is obviously behind this," Kitz said angrily. "Someone very sinister and," looking at the length of her skirt, "VERY perverted."

Suddenly, off in the distance, they spotted a man rushing towards them, a man in a full black outfit with a tiny mask covering his eyes, who looked far too old to be running at the speed he was going. On his belt, though, which seemed most peculiar, were many exceptionally thorny roses.

"You people!" he shouted, rushing towards them. "Can you tell me what this place is?! And how I got here!!"

"We're wondering that ourselves," Pat explained. "But, from the looks of it, I'd say we were in a Sailor Moon episode."

Just then, from behind them, Sailor Mars came up, grabbing Sailors Jupiter and Mercury by the arms and leading them away. "Hurry, you guys! Or you'll miss the lesbian org- I mean slumber party that Sailor Venus is throwing."

"Wait a minute!" Pat exclaimed. "This is no Sailor Moon episode! This is a Sailor Moon," he looked around the crowd, everyone forming a horrified and disgusted expression, "LEMON!!!" they all shouted in unison, a very confused, yet undaunted Sailor Mars still pulling them forward.

"Come on you guys!" she said. "You'll miss the cool games like spin the bottle and special places!!

"Everyone sweat dropped. And I mean a BIG sweatdrop.