"Warping the Tenchi Muyo characters like this lemon does isn't nice," said War-Ouki, pouting cutely, "Uh-uh, nope, it's not nice at all..." With that, the little cabbit took aim with his huge gun.

"No, wait," War-Ouki said thoughtfully, "this gun won't do for this job, uh-uh, nope. I'm a perfectionist, I am, I am." The cabbit put the gun away and pulled a bazooka out of thin air. "No, this isn't it, either..."

War-Ouki replaced the bazooka with an enormous laser cannon. "Nope, notthis..."

Next, a kill-o-zap raygun. "No..."

Finally, the cabbit whipped out Megatron's (in)famous fusion cannon. "YES!" said War-Ouki, hugging the colossal weapon affectionately, "Megatron BFG 3000!" The little cabbit purred as he destroyed a huge chunk of the lemon fan fic's reality. Trees and dirt went flying as the cabbit fired again and again.

"Hey, save some for me!" said K'thardin. He released the fireball that he had been forming at his fingertips, blasting a hole in the carrot patch. The Tenchi and Sasami of the fic seemed completely oblivious to all this, and continued on with their... well, you can guess. :(

Letting out a scream of rage, K'thardin ripped several trees out of the ground and threw them into the air, tossing fireballs at them. The trees exploded into burning shards which then fell to the carrot patch below. The air was filled with the smell of burning carrots as the hungry flames began to devour the fic.

Lesell, Literary Eagle, AleeN, Lost Magi, and Metroid managed to pull themselves together and began to help. Lesell chanted a prayer to the goddess Belldandy to weaken the roots of the trees, making it easier for everyone else to push the trees over and add fuel to the growing fire.

With so much of the story damaged, the Tenchi and Sasami dematerialized, much to everyone's relief. K'thardin yelled, "Let's get out of here, this fic is about to be sent to the next dimension!" He frowned for a moment in confusion at something he had just said, then shrugged and grabbed War-Ouki.

K'thardin tossed War-Ouki into the air, and the cabbit transformed into a spaceship that resembled something out of Super Atragon. War-Ouki then beamed the rest of our heroes aboard himself, except for K'thardin, who levitated above the burning carrot patch. "Sayonara, sick story! BWA HA HA HA!!!!!!!" said K'thardin, laughing insanely and letting out an energy blast that consumed everything down below. He then teleported himself inside the ship, which began to fly higher up, away from the giant fireball that was once a lemon fan fic.

"YES!!!!!!" everyone cheered.

AleeN let out a loud whoop of joy, but became scared a moment later when War-Ouki suddenly lurched, causing everyone to fall over.

"War-Ouki, what's wrong?" asked Literary Eagle.

Lost Magi looked at a nearby monitor. "We're starting to go down!" he shouted, "We're gonna fall into the flames!"

Lesell suddenly exclaimed, "Oh no! I think War-Ouki's going into shock from seeing so many carrots get destroyed!"

"I... don't... feel... good..." War-Ouki's voice moaned softly.

Everyone cried out when their surroundings began to shrink. "The ship is turning back into a cabbit!" AleeN cried, "We're in really big trouble now!"

"Wait a minute," said K'thardin, sounding baffled, "What's that music? Hummingbird?"

A ship as black as obsidian came into view. It rapidly caught up with War-Ouki and began to fly alongside him. The song "Rainbow Forces" blared out of several speakers attached to the black ship, much to everyone's puzzlement. On the side of the ship were the words, "How's my flying? Call 555-9264". Below that it said, "More importantly, how's my fan fiction? Read 'Tenchi Muyo TV: Season 2' at GenSao's archive."

Before anyone could wonder what that meant, the ship form of War-Ouki disintegrated, leaving a frightened cabbit and his frightened former passengers to fall straight into the giant fireball! Fortunately, a beam shot out of the black ship, which teleported our heroes inside.

Inside the ship, the song "Rainbow Forces" could still be heard. Everyone looked around and noticed that the room they were in was mostly decorated in white tiger-striped patterns.

"Oh my gosh!" Lesell exclaimed, "We must be on board the Midorishu! That means..."

"We've been rescued by Seion Makibi!" Literary Eagle excitedly finished forher.

"Seion?" said AleeN, "Kiyone's twin brother? But how did he get here?"

"If I told you, I'd have to kill you," said a voice from behind them.

Everyone whirled around and saw Seion standing there. The Galaxy Police Special Operative smiled with amusement at the surprised looks on our heroes' faces. "Sorry if the loud music startled you," he said, "But Yayoi Toreishi insists on playing 'Rainbow Forces' every time we fly on amission."

"Where's the author of that lemon?" Yayoi's voice sounded from the front of the ship, "I'm gonna strap him to 'The Table'!"

Seion's other assistant, Honey Kisaragi, stalked out of another room and grabbed Seion by a handful of his dark green hair. "Are you letting Yayoi fly this thing unsupervised again?!" she yelled at him.

Seion's blue eyes widened at the realization of what THAT could lead to. "Uh, make yourselves at home folks, I'll be with you in a while!"

Honey began to pull Seion by the hair, running towards the pilot's area. "Ow, will ya quit that?" Seion complained.

"Hmph, some Nano-tech cyborg you are," Honey retorted as she dragged him out of the room.

Lost Magi and AleeN both shrugged and helped themselves to some cookies at a nearby table. Meanwhile, Metroid hovered around War-Ouki, making soothing noises to comfort the distressed cabbit. Lesell looked at a corner of the room and noticed K'thardin sitting on the floor by himself, as if trying to hide behind the tiger-striped couch.

Concerned, Lesell walked to that corner of the room and sat down beside him. She noticed that K'thardin was looking at a picture of Tsunami that he held in his hand. Not a nude picture, not a hentai drawing, just Tsunami.

"Do you know how much Tsunami cares about Sasami?" K'thardin said quietly, "Do you know what it would do to Tsunami if she saw that kind of lemon fanfic?"

"You must really miss Tsunami," Lesell said softly, not knowing what else tosay.

"What kind of question is that?" said K'thardin, "Don't you miss yourhusband?"

Lesell nodded. "When the title character of Kagato's Revenge kidnapped Richard, all I could think was 'That could have been my husband'. I didn't want to leave home, but I just had to make sure that Kagato couldn't threaten anyone else."

"Yeah, we have to leave the ones we love, in order to keep them safe," K'thardin muttered, "Sucks, don't it? At any rate, Kagato is dead now. As for Richard and Ken, they're safe. Ranma and the others found them, I can feel it.

"Just then, a sneeze sounded from underneath the tiger-striped couch. K'thardin lifted the couch with one hand and pulled out Literary Eagle with the other. "Uh... hi, guys," Literary Eagle said sheepishly. To herself, she muttered, "You'd think Amanese furniture wouldn't attract so many dust bunnies..."

"How long have you been eavesdropping?" asked Lesell, glaring at LiteraryEagle.

"Long enough to know that our mission is far from done," said Literary Eagle, recovering from her embarrassment, "Look, Lesell, your husband also happens to be my cousin. Do you think that you and Cyraqs here are the only people who want to protect their loved ones? And if you think that the two tasteless lemons we encountered are the only ones out there, you're wrong."

"Yeah!" AleeN and Lost Magi exclaimed. Lesell, Literary Eagle, and K'thardin looked up and realized that they had attracted the attention of the rest of their team.

"We've got lots more not-nice lemons to go," War-Ouki said in agreement, pulling several huge guns out of nowhere, "and I want to help you give them what they deserve, uh-huh, yup."

"Metroid, Metroid!" Metroid said in agreement.

Seion came back into the room just then. "Okay, now that Yayoi has calmed down, I can explain what's going on," he said, "I came looking for Kiyone's husband, Chan, to persuade him to come home. (And I'm talking about persuasion the Torabushi way...) Lucky for Chan, I saw him heading back towards the Kingdom on his own, so instead I decided to find you guys. And now, we're heading home."

"Thanks for the rescue, but we don't want to go back to the Kingdom just yet," said Lesell.

"That's right," said AleeN as he polished his sword, "We're gonna pay some more bad lemons a little visit!"

"Seion, you'd better offer our help," Yayoi's voice shouted from the front of the ship, "Or I'll strap YOU to 'The Table'!"

"We're only going to the BAD lemons?" Seion said worriedly.

"SEION!!!" Honey and Yayoi screamed in unison.

"Okay, okay!" said Seion, "I've been looking for an excuse to use my Toratrident, anyway." He then turned to Lesell and said, "We'd like to help in any way we can."

"Sure!" said Lesell, "Welcome to the team!

"Everyone cheered.

Seion suddenly grinned wickedly. "At last, we will reveal ourselves to the bad lemon authors," he said in a perfect imitation of Darth Maul's voice, "At last, we will have our revenge."

Lesell sweatdropped. "Geez, with a Torabushi on the team, those bad lemons are gonna get the thrashing of a lifetime, and then some!" she said.

"I know," said Literary Eagle, "Ain't it great?"

The song "Rainbow Forces" blared louder than ever, as the Midorishu flew off into the great lemony unknown.