Lesell Charis and the rest of her team stumbled onto the Midorishu, having just destroyed another bad lemon fic. This had been their most difficult mission so far, and it showed. Everyone was exhausted.

"Good job, everyone," said Lesell, "Now let's all get cleaned up and get some sleep. I'd say something stirring, but I'm so tired right now that I could probably only remember the names of 100 pokemon instead of 150! I'm a wreck!" The priestess then headed for her sleeping quarters, so weary that she accidentally dropped the pokeball that housed Metroid. Yayoi and Honey moved to catch it at the same time, and ended up banging their heads together. Nobody had the energy to laugh.

"I'm tired, but I want to eat something first," War-Ouki declared, wandering off to the kitchen, "All this lemon-frying has made me hungry, uh-huh, yup." Masami, AleeN, and Lost Magi shrugged and joined him.

"How can they possibly have an appetite after having to see that awful lemon?" asked MarvelBoy.

Instead of getting a response, MarvelBoy heard someone behind him say, "I'm going to diiiiiiie..." It was BGlanders.

"Didn't we warn you, BG?" said Seion, "You're not the omnipotent Q anymore, you're an ordinary human being. You shouldn't overexert yourself... and you sure as heck shouldn't think that you can do things that a Nano-tech cyborg like me can do."

Yayoi poked Seion in the back with her pinky, and watched as he collapsed to the floor in a twitching heap. "Sure," said Yayoi, rolling her eyes.

MarvelBoy and Little Ryoko sighed and helped BGlanders and Seion get to their feet. Soon, only Lita Eagle and Cyraqs K'thardin were left in theroom.

"Hey, are you okay, Cyraqs? You're awfully quiet," said Lita. Poor K'thardin was still pretty shaken by what he had seen Sasami doing in the lemon they had just destroyed. "I told you to let me check the room first," Lita added, "If you had listened, you wouldn't have seen... what you saw.

"When K'thardin didn't answer, Lita said, "Um... I'm sorry for whapping you with my mallet yesterday. I was aiming for a mosquito on the wall that time, I swear!"

"WAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!" K'thardin suddenly wailed, "It... [sniffle]... it was horrible! What sick... [sniff] fan fic writer would [snurk] do that toSasami?"

Lita's brown eyes widened with surprise. "Um... There, there," she said, "It's over now. Just try to get some rest."

"How do you [sniffle] expect me to be able to sleep after that?" K'thardin exclaimed.

*WHAM!*

K'thardin slumped to the floor, and Lita casually put away the mallet she had used to hit him on the head. She then took a white tiger-striped blanket off a nearby shelf and covered him with it. By this time, K'thardin was snoring softly. Lita smiled and did her best to fix the part of his spiky hair that her mallet had messed up.

"Mistress Tsunami..." K'thardin murmured in his sleep, "Whip meharder..."

Lita sighed and left the room, mumbling something about being surrounded by hopeless hentai boys. Little Ryoko (or Ryoke, as she liked to be called), had returned from helping Seion to his room, and watched from the shadows as Lita left. "What a day," Ryoke said to herself.

Sitting down on the white tiger-striped couch, Ryoke thought about her next move. She had more knowledge about what was going on than most of the others. She knew that all the bad lemon fan fics out there had to be destroyed, at all costs. Oh sure, the others understood that their mission was important, but they didn't know just HOW important it was.

Now, lemons are a necessary part of existence. You can't have the non-hentai without the hentai, otherwise all of creation would fall apart and collapse from the imbalance. (Like they say: "All work and no play..." Er, never mind.) At any rate, the problem arises from BAD, tasteless lemons, for they will grow like some horrible disease and take over everything. If that were to happen, not a single being would be safe, no one would be spared.

Ryoke wasn't about to let that happen. It was the reason why she had made it her mission to aid the AFC Kingdom in any way possible. Just like so many fan fics have the fate of the world revolve around Japan somehow, the fate of all existence depended upon the survival of the AFCKingdom.

And so, in order to do her part in the war against bad lemons, she had cast her teleportation spell, which would magically transport her to wherever she needed to be. That was how she had ended up in Aijin Muyo, and how she had met up with Lesell Charis and the rest of the destroyers of bad lemons.

But now, a whisper in the back of Ryoke's mind told her that it was time to move on. She closed her eyes and concentrated, reaching out with her sixth sense to figure out what was happening elsewhere... Aw, crap! GenSao, Acid Tenchi, and Bob were in danger! It couldn't be!

GenSao of the TMFFA Kingdom, Acid Tenchi of the Atomic Anime Kingdom, and Bob of the RFFC Kingdom were missing. Those three kingdoms were some of the AFC's greatest allies. If they fell, the destruction of the AFC Kingdom would not be far behind.

But wait... what was this? Ryoke suddenly sensed three AFC members who were searching for GenSao and the others! There was a young woman named Crikit, her friend Kale (who also happened to be Lesell Charis' brother), and a man called PA.

_I must help them to find the missing people!_, Ryoke thought to herself, already beginning to cast her teleportation spell. Before she vanished, Ryoke touched the sleeping K'thardin's forehead and sent him a dream that explained what she was doing. "I'm sorry I couldn't stay to help you for very long," she whispered, "But I'm needed elsewhere."

"Mistress Tsunami..." K'thardin murmured in his sleep, "The sting of your whip was so sweet... why did you stop?"

Ryoke sweatdropped, then shrugged and completed her teleportation spell. Little did she know that, not only would her spell take her wherever she needed to be, but that it would also bring along anyone else who was needed for her mission...

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Meanwhile, Crikit and her companions continued on their journey.

"How @#$%ing far is it to the %$#@ing TMFFA Kingdom?" PA complained, "This is such a #@%$ing long walk!"

"Um... Crik, are you absolutely sure this guy is a diplomat?" Kale whispered.

"Never mind that now," Crikit whispered back, "I think I can finally see one of the towers of GenSao's castle..."

Crikit was right. Before long, the trio was standing at the entrance to the castle... but something was very wrong. There weren't any people in sight, and there were boards over all of the windows. A large sign read, "There's nobody here! Go away!"

Just then, a man's voice coming from somewhere inside could be heard screaming, "Stop! I can't take it anymore!"

That was when Crikit noticed a smaller sign that read, "Even if you hear someone screaming, there's actually nobody here! Now go away or you'll be sorry!"

The screaming continued.

"Do you think that's GenSao screaming?" Crikit asked worriedly.

"Whoever he is, it sounds like he's in trouble!" said Kale.

Crikit pulled one of her gigantic spatulas out of thin air. Meanwhile, a fiery aura appeared around Kale, growing brighter and brighter, until he released some kind of energy beam from his hands that enveloped the spatula with white light. Crikit then used the superpowered spatula to break a hole in the wall. After Crikit and Kale gave each other a high-five, they entered the castle along with PA. Following the sound of the screams, Crikit and her companions eventually reached the entrance to the torture chamber.

"Please, no more! I can't stand it!" The voice screamed from somewhere inside.

"There's no way I'm going in there!" Kale exclaimed, turning slightly pale.

Sighing, Crikit reached into her pocket, pulled out a Scooby Snack, and tossed it into the torture chamber. Kale's mouth dropped open and he chased after the treat. "Works every time," Crikit said to herself, walking in after him. PA walked close behind her.

The room was full of hideous torture devices... but the man they had heard screaming was not strapped to any of them. Instead, he was tied to a chair, and also had on a pair of headphones that were attached to a large stereo system. Whatever the poor guy was being forced to listen to, it was nearly enough to cause him to go into convulsions.

"Don't come any closer!" The man said, once he had noticed Crikit and the others, "It's too dangerous! Save yourselves!"

"We're not leaving without you!" said Crikit, taking a step forward. Unfortunately, this activated a robot arm which unplugged the headphones from the stereo system, meaning that Crikit and the others could now hear the horrible torture that the prisoner had been forced to endure. It was bad enough to set one's nerves afire with pain and suffering... it was stupid enough to turn one's brain into useless goo... it was sheer torture to anyone with half-decent taste in music... it was... it was...

N'SYNC.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaah!!!" Crikit screamed, covering her ears and collapsing to the ground. She was nearly paralyzed with pain, but she managed to turn her head just enough to see that Kale was in a similar state.

PA, on the other hand, was a different story.

"N'SYNC?!" PA exclaimed, "What @#$%ing %$#hole would play that kind of music? Only a $#^%ing idiot, that's who! I could get better sounds from a @#$% %^$##ing a ^%$##%%..."

"That's it, PA!" Crikit exclaimed, managing to get onto her hands and knees, "Keep shouting! You're drowning out the music!"

PA complied (probably because it was simply in his nature to rant like this, and not because Crikit had told him to), and Kale and Crikit slowly and painfully crawled towards the stereo system. With luck, one of them would be able to turn it off before their brains completely melted...

That was when three people materialized in the air above them and then came crashing down. One of them, a spiky-haired girl who looked like a younger version of Ryoko, kicked the stereo system over, silencing it for good.

"Looks like I arrived just in time," the girl said, sighing with relief.

Crikit looked at the girl's two companions: one of them was a darkelf with silver eyes, and the other was a confused-looking guy wearing a nametag that said "BGlanders".

"What's going on?" the guy called BGlanders exclaimed, "What happened? How did I get here? And why the heck are you so calm, Lost Magi?"

"I'm always lost, so I'm used to this," the darkelf replied, shrugging.

The spiky-haired girl stared at BGlanders and Lost Magi in surprise. "I guess my teleportation spell must have brought you along..." shemurmured.

Meanwhile, Kale untied the prisoner from the chair. "Are you okay, GenSao?" Kale asked.

"Thank you..." the man said, "But GenSao is in another castle!"

After an awkward silence (probably because everyone was afraid of a lawsuit from Nintendo), the young man added, "I'm The Unknown DJ."

There was another awkward silence.

"Um... why isn't anyone saying anything?" Lost Magi finally asked.

"I think it's because this AFC bio has gotten too long," Crikit said, "so the author has decided to continue this scene in a later bio."

"Well, that was an anticlimax," Kale muttered.

"Geez, we have to end this bio somehow..." said The Unknown DJ.

There was another moment of silence, and then...

"@#$%," said PA.

Well, works for me. ^_^