War-Ouki

by Literary Eagle

Everyone decided to use the quiet moment for introductions. "I'm Lesell Charis, a priestess of anime and pokemon trainer," Lesell said to the Nut and Babbit, "the others are Lost Magi the darkelf, Literary Eagle the prophetess, Metroid the pokemon, Ranma of Saotome, Cyraqs K'thardin the Deneign Warrior Priest, and our knights AleeN and Amuro2nd."

"We're trying to rescue Richard Chilson and Ken," AleeN added.

"Yeah," said Ranma, "We found out that Kagato is dead, but we still have to figure out exactly where he keeps his prisoners."

A loud rumble sounded from Babbit's stomach. "That's great, but how about some chow first?" the white bat asked.

"You are nothing but trouble-" the Nut began, when suddenly a loud rumble sounded from his stomach as well. "Er, then again, food does a body good!" he added sheepishly.

Meanwhile, back in the real world, a man was putting the finishing touches on his Tenchi Muyo! fan fic. His work was interrupted when a black cat with a patch of white fur on its chest suddenly leapt onto his keyboard.

"Ghost!" the fan fic author said sharply, "Bad cat! You know that you're not supposed to touch the keyboard!"

An intense bright light suddenly flashed from the screen, causing the man to forget about scolding his cat. A voice that he thought sounded suspiciously like the television character Q boomed from the computer, saying, "Congratulations, you're about to become a part of my little game!"

"Aaaaaah!" the man shouted, as he and Ghost were pulled into the computer. Several painful moments passed as the man felt his body merging with his cat's...

Back in Kagato's fortress, Lesell and the others had decided that it was time to eat. After a brief incident where the Nut had attempted to feed Babbit to Metroid, everyone sat wherever they could and had their lunch.

Amuro looked slightly nervous when he noticed that K'thardin was holding a can of Mountain Dew. "Er, you're not going to belch out 'Saint Sasami' again, are you?" Amuro asked.

"Why not?" K'thardin replied, "Tsunami-chan seemed to enjoy it when I did that back at the Kingdom."

"Er, I don't think Tsunami was smiling," said AleeN, "I think she was wincing."

K'thardin ignored AleeN's remark and went back to eating his chocolates.

"Hey, Cyraqs, we're supposed to ration those!" said Literary Eagle, "You've had more than your share. Besides, you don't even need to eat!"

Seeing that K'thardin was ignoring her, Literary Eagle turned her head towards where Lesell was sitting. "Hey, Lesell!" she called out, "Cyraqs doesn't believe that you can name 150 pokemon!"

"I'll show him!" exclaimed Lesell, walking towards them.

"Oh no you don't!" K'thardin exclaimed, teleporting out of sight. Literary Eagle smiled and grabbed the bag of chocolates that he had left behind. Lost Magi chuckled.

K'thardin suddenly teleported back in front of them. "Incoming!" he said loudly.

Everyone was about to ask what that meant, when a small furry black thing popped into existence above them, and began to fall towards the floor.

Lost Magi quickly leapt forward and caught the small creature. Everyone crowded around to look. Its fur was black all over, except for a small patch of white on its chest, just below the neck. A red jewel glinted on its forehead. The creature had ears and a tail much like a rabbit's, but other than that, it looked a lot like a...

"Cat!" Ranma exclaimed, his eyes panic-stricken, "It's a cat!"

"Miya," said the creature, blinking its eyes.

"Aaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuugggggggggghhhhhhhhh!!!" Ranma screamed, running about the room and flailing his arms.

"Ranma, calm down!" Lesell shouted, "It's not a cat, it's a cabbit, just like Ryo-Oh-Ki!"

Seeing as Ranma wasn't in any state to hear anyone, Amuro ran towards him and grabbed one of his arms. The Total Anime Nut grabbed Ranma's other arm. "Let's take him out of here for now," the Nut suggested.

_Besides, this is the perfect opportunity to get away from Babbit for a while,_ the Nut thought to himself. The Nut concentrated until he had managed to teleport Ranma, Amuro, and himself out of the reverse world.

"Hey, wait for me!" Babbit shouted, teleporting out of the reverse world as well.

The others sweatdropped as they heard the Nut's voice from outside shout, "Argh! Would you quit following me everywhere!"

"Someone has to keep you out of trouble!" came Babbit's response.

"The only trouble in my life is you!" said the Nut.

Everyone decided to ignore the racket, and turned their attention back to the newcomer.

"He's cute," Lesell murmured softly.

"Metroid, Metroid," her pokemon purred, as if in agreement.

The cabbit gazed at Lesell. "Carrot?" it said to her, "Please?"

"Hey, he can talk!" Lost Magi exclaimed.

The little cabbit nodded. "My name's War-Ouki," he said.

"Here you go, War-Ouki," said AleeN, handing him a carrot. The cabbit smiled gratefully, then devoured it faster than you could say "Sent to the next dimension".

"How did you get here?" Lost Magi asked.

"I can't remember," said War-Ouki, "But thanks for saving me." The jewel on the cabbit's forehead glowed for a minute. "I want to help you find Richard and Ken," he added, once the jewel had stopped glowing.

Everyone smiled at the cute creature. Said cute creature then produced a VERY large gun from out of nowhere. Everyone sweatdropped. The gun was larger than the cabbit!

"I can help lots!" said the cabbit, smiling cutely and giving his big gun a kiss.

"Er... uh... thanks," said Lesell, "Um... until then, why not have lunch with us?"

War-Ouki eagerly nodded and put his gun away, much to the relief of everyone present. Even more of a relief was the fact that Babbit and the Nut must have stopped arguing, since no more shouts could be heard from outside the reverse world.

Everyone sat down and went back to eating. K'thardin sipped from his can of Mountain Dew and began to look at a magazine. "I can't believe this article," he muttered, "I mean, what woman would prefer chocolate over sex?"

"Can't imagine," said Literary Eagle and Lesell, as Hershey crumbs fell out of their mouths.

"Especially," K'thardin added, "When it's quite possible to have both. When I get back to Tsunami-chan, I'm going to cover myself in chocolate syrup, and-"

"Ugh!" exclaimed Literary Eagle, "There goes my appetite!" She stood up and walked off to another part of the room.

K'thardin chuckled evilly and grabbed the bag of chocolates that she had left behind. "Paybacks are a mother, aren't they?" he said, happily munching on some Cadbury Eggs.

"Miya," said War-Ouki, grinning and pointing his big gun at K'thardin.

K'thardin sighed and handed the bag of chocolates to War-Ouki.