Jaf: Guys!! How are you doing today??
T OAV: Great Jaf. You know, ever since my retirement from show
business, it’s just been good to sit back and relax, know what I’m saying?
I’m living now with Aeka up in Palm Springs, just chilling. You know how it
is Jaf.
Jaf: Yeh, must be nice with all those adoring fans and fan-boy slaves
willing to do anything you want.
T OAV: You betcha. You know I once got one of those fan boys to jump
off a twenty-three story bridge just so he could touch my wife, Aeka? Course
he never survived the fall. Heh heh heh.
Jaf: You’re telling me that you sent a fan boy to his watery grave
just for a laugh? That’s kinda dispicable, don’t you think?
T TV1: Jaf, buddy, it’s not like that. I mean, we’re Tenchi for crying
out loud. People’ll do anything for us. Anything!! They WANT to do it.
We’re doing them a favor.
T TV2: I once got a person to acknowledge my existance on a street
corner. He even gave me a quarter to go away!
T TV1: Shut up, you! Who told you to talk?!!
T TV2: Sorry...
T Manga: Actually, you guys make me sick. You don’t treat your fans
with an ounce of respect.
T TV1: Oh look, Mr. high and mighty manga boy decides to speak. Don’t
pay any attention to him, Jaf, he’s just sour cause no one ever buys the
comic book when there are live movies to buy.
T Manga: Obviously I’m not blessed yet with the ego the size of my
continuality yet.
T TV1: What’s that supposed to mean, Manga boy?! Just cause you weren’t
able to marry Ryoko like me. You couldn’t even get your hands on that
desperate Aeka!!
T OAV and Jaf: Hey!!
T TV1: What’s your current girlfriend? Yuzuha? Or is it one of the
extras from your recent Tenchi in Love summary comic? I doubt any of them
would even talk to you.
T Manga: Them’s fightin words, buddy. Best not go there.
T TV1: Who’s gonna stop me? You?!! HA! Like to see you try!!
T OAV: Hey, now let’s not get carried away now.
T TV1: Stay out of this, old man. You and your timeless popularity is
really gettin on my nerves!
T Manga: Yeh!! Put OAV on a Tenchi tape, and all of a sudden it goes
box-office!!
T OAV: Just cause you boys can’t take it. Come on and let’s see what
you got! I’ll take both you losers on!! I’m practically immortal!! HA HA
HA!!
T TV1: Come on fat head! I’d like to see you REALLY has the bigger
Tenchi sword!!
T Manga: Yeh, time you got off your high pedestal!!
T TV2: You know my writers say that I have a pheromone in my blood
stream which makes me irrisistable to all women and-
Other Tenchis: SHUT UP!!!
Jaf: (secretely pushes War-Oki button)
T OAV: Bring it on!! T TV1: Let’s see what you’ve really got!!
T Manga: My continuality will be on after you all are dead and
forgotten.
Stage dissapears in a red inferno
thanks to everyone’s favorite homicidal cabbit, War-oki. Thanks War!!
Well, that gets rid of some Tenchi fodder. Out with the old, in with the
hopefully better, I always say! Let’s hope the next series can put out a
Tenchi with a little bit of class.
On other news, today’s attachment comes from long standing member
Literary Eagle. It’s her acclaimed piece “Kiyone’s Birthday.” It can be
reached on Gensao’s Tenchi Muyo Fan Fiction Archive at Kiyone’s Birthday.
And anyone who has done member profiles that are not
presently on the site, can you please resubmit them? There’s been a loss of
files because of a recent computer crash (stupid IBM, may its creators rot in
the deepest, darkest, smelliest corners of the lowest and most fiery level
of burning HELL!!!!!!). Anyway, happy Aeka day to all of you. Because at
the AFC, EVERY day is Aeka day! At least starting now and ending when I go
to bed.
So turn that frown upside down and just remember that Aeka is your friend
(worship the princess of all that is proper and purple!). ^_^
Aeka-ly yours,
Jaf.
PS: if anyone knows the emails to foxanime and Miss Aeka, please tell me.