::cracks knuckles:: ok! Let’s kick this AFC Newsletter stuff off one more time.
Now, first on this thing, we got another celebrity. It seems that with the adoration (or is that infamy?) that automatically goes along with the AFC, thousands upon thousands of real and anime characters from around the world have been calling us up, begging to be on our newsletter. But you see, because of the destruction of so many anime characters (all four Tenchis and Sakuya to name a few), the network will no longer allow us to have any BFG wielding cabbits on the program. That means you War.
War-oki: Ahhhhh! (shuffles off all depressed)
Ok. Now we’ve got a special treat for you today. Our special guest was chosen out of thousands upon thousands of requests, and we think that she’s just the person to interview for this very special event (Hey, newsletter only comes out once every few months, so it’s pretty freakin special, alright?). Ladies and gentlemen! Boys and girls! Put your hands and feet together for everyones favorite Tenchi character ..........
Crowd: (Gearing up for thunderous applause for their favorite Tenchi character and princess)
NAGI!!!
Crowd: WHAT?!!
AND Dr. CLAY!!!!
Crowd: WHO?!!!!
AND KAGATO
Crowd: ....
WHO HAPPENS TO BE HOLDING A VERY LARGE GUN!!!!
Crowd: AHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! (quickly bolts out of auditorium)
Hmm. Crowd’s gone again. Oh well. ON WITH THE SHOW!!!
Jaf: So how’re you guys doing?
Kagato: Can’t complain Jaf. I’m getting some much needed R&R nowadays. You know two whole series really takes it out of a man.
Dr. Clay: You say that as if you were in need of a vacation, Kagato.
K: Ha! Hey, I’m an old man now, take it easy.
Nagi: Yeh, why at the last villains’ meeting, you were practically jumping up and down to get to be the main villain at the next Tenchi series.
K: Alright! You got me. Heh, these guys, they’re always such kidders.
DC: We learned from the best tho, bud.
N: Ha, yeh, you should see this guy at a villain seminar some time. Real expert.
J: I can imagine. Anyway, the reason I called you guys down here was for something very important.
K: You can call on us any time, Jaf. We all really appreciate this honor.
N: Especially Clay. He’s been kinda depressed lately.
J: Aw, really? What about?
DC: sniff. It’s Zero. She’s going off to college next fall. sniff. They grow up so fast!
N: He’s so sweet when he gets all sentimental like that. The big softy.
DC: Heh. Oh, you guys. Make me get all mushy in front of everybody.
K: Aw, you know we’re just kidding, you big lug. Anyway, Jaf, what’s the big news?
J: Well, the reason I called you down here was to tell you that you guys ... well you guys are my favorite Tenchi characters and all, and-
N: Aw, that’s so sweet (leans over and gives Jaf a big ole hug).
DC: You’re going to make me break down again, Nagi! You know how I hate moments like this. Sniff. Aw Jeez.
K: We really appreciate the fine words, kiddo. You don’t know how much it means to us to have our fans.
J: Thanks. Well anyway, I wanted you guys here today because, well, this is actually a big moment for me. It’s kinda like a swan song, if you get me. I’ve been with the club for so very long and, well, I think it’s just time to-
WAR-OKI: KAWAII DEATH!!!!! (leaps in and starts blasting with his BFG) BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM!!!!
(explosions fire off all around. Soon the entire place is engulfed in a thunderous mushroom cloud. The villains are vaporized instantly. As the smoke clears, nothing can be seen in the rubble except a bruised, battered, sizzled 17 year old kid and a slightly charred cabbit)
War: oops.
Jaf: WAR!!! I TOLD YOU TO SIT THIS ONE OUT!!! THOSE WERE MY FAVORITE CHARACTERS!!! THEY WEREN’T EVEN CAUSING ANY TROUBLE!!!!!!!!
War: oopsie. I sowwy, Jafie. You don’t hate War, do ya? (starts snuggling up to Jaf’s shins and purring loudly)
Jaf: Grr...
Oh well. That didn’t turn out like I expected. Anyway, onto the news.
The site has a new member sign up sheet which is for new people who want to join the club, so tell all your friends about it and ask them to sign up! Don’t cost nuthin. This is important tho because, as anyone on the AFC mailing list will tell ya, there’s been a little trouble with misplacing member emails and forgetting member profiles and such. This will hopefully help eliminate all those pesky problems.
Also, Ryoke, Bobert, and a few other members are working to help our member fan art sections excel, so keep checking for more updates. Also, Ryoke is in charge of a project of drawing a huge fan portrait for all the AFC members. It will (hopefully) include every single one of the current AFC members as how they are portrayed in the members section. So, if you want to make sure your character doesn’t look like some dweeb or wuss or something, email Ryoke at Ryokochan3@aol.com and explain how you want your character to look.
And finally, as always, check out the members section of the site because it includes a huge members fan fic that a lot of people had a hand in creating that includes every single one of the AFC members in it as characters (yes even you) so check that out and perhaps you may even want to participate in writing it yourself. You’ll have to see it to believe it.
And lastly, ladies and gentleman, I’d like to bid you farewell as your president of the AFC. Things have come up and I am unable to continue my duties at the moment (at least not very well) and it is my decision that it is time for another to take my place, at least temporarily. So, say hello to your new president (unelected of course) Literary Eagle. You can email her at literaryeagle@hotmail.com. She will be in charge of the club as a whole and also these newsletters. I hope I may one day return as president, but for now, since I am off to college very soon, it is time for a new one to carry the torch of the AFC. And also, Jared has decided to retire with me, so Possum at AFCPossum@att.net, who is the current temporary webmaster, will now become the full time official webmaster of the site.
Farewell and Godbless. This is Jaf, president of the AFC, signing off.
And this is Jaf as a regular member of the AFC signing back on. What, you thought you could get rid of me that easy? HECK NAH!!! I’m here to stay, forever, it’s just that I can’t carry on my duties as president very well any longer. But I’m still not going anywhere. Guess we’re stuck with each other, this club and I. We’ll always be together. This is no goodbye. Best believe that! I’m like MC Hammer, baby! UNTOUCHABLE!!!!
Sincerely (psh, who we kidding),
Jan Aubrey Fogle (Jaf)
former president of the AFC and current
loud mouth member.PS: Does anyone know what Fasdar, Foxanime, Miss Aeka, and Moon Princess’ new email adds are? Please email either me, Lita, or Possum.