As a special treat, I’ve hired a celebrity to do the newlsetter with me. May I present STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN!!
SA: Ok, you Ayeka lovers, we’re gonna do this and we’re gonna do this the stone cold way. You got me?!
J: Stone Cold way, everybody!
SA: That means that you shut up during it, you little wuss.
J: Oh, sorry.
SA: Now, first we’re gonna have some news! Here goes. Seems that Jared, some other Ayeka lover, has put on some new images. There pretty good, so you all are gonna see them or I’m gonna have to kick Jaf’s puny ass.
J: WHAT?!
SA: You heard me. And then you’re gonna go to the members section and check out the new members. I you don’t, Jaf gets a boot up the ass!
J: HEY!! Wait a second!!
SA: You want some ass wuppin right now?!
J: NO!
SA: Then shut up! Now, after that, there’s a poll for favorite Tenchi character I want you all to go to and vote on. And remember to vote for Ayeka, or Jaf gets another kick in the ass. After that, you check out all the new graphics. That’s all the news for now, so go to the page now. And that’s the bottom line, cause Stone Cold said so.
J: Please! Do what he says. He’s not kidding! OW!! He just booted me in the ass! Please! Go there now!!
Man, that was a bad idea. But, if you want another celebrity to join the news portion of the letter, just email me. I’ll see if the response equals the amount of boots up the ass I get.
The fanfic we got today is by our very own Brazil, one of our first members. This is his first attempt at fiction, so go easy, alright? good. As always, it’ll be downloaded and here’s the link: Chapter 1 of the Tenchi Chronicles in the “Goodies” section of Brazil’s web site. I’m running out of fiction, so send me some more, will ya?
We gotta chat room, although it’s already got its dust from lack of use, so if you think we need to all get together for something or other, just email me or Jared (his email is all over the site).
Peace out,
Jaf.