Here it is, March, the month of green clothes and lucky charms, of leprecauns and Irish myth, of Saint Patrick and of Christianity, but, most of all, of multi colored, marshmellow cereal.
Here with me to talk a little bit about the site and marshmellow cereal is my good friend and yours, Lucky, of Lucky Charms cereal.
J: So, Lucky. How’s tricks? (snicker snicker)
L: You know, Jaf, not to swift. Me lucky charms just ain’t sellin like de used to.
J: You’re not supposed to end a sentence with a preposition, you know.
L: What?
J: Never mind. Why the drop in sales?
L: Tis dis darn Parent Awareness bullharkey dats throwin the nipper inta me sales line. Seems de toys dat come wit me cereal is kinda explosive. Blame me for tryin to put a little excitement into de litter nippers’ lives.
J: Sounds rough.
L: You got no idea. Now der trying to send me back to de ole country. That whole Green Card mess is finely catchin up wit me. I can’t go back der. I gots enemies, you know. Blarnies down der will kill ya, boyo.
J: Outchie wawa. We don’t want that, do we?
L: We shore as hell don’t! It’s a madhouse over der. I tell ya, dis would ne’er of happened if you yanks weren’t so dang tight-ass about dis sort ofting.
J: I don’t think you can say tight-behind on this letter.
L: I didn’t say behind. I said ass. Can’t ya hear me, lad?!
J: You can’t say that either.
L: That’s what I mean, man, tight asses, de whole lot o’ ya. It’s like in dose damn commercials, all dem little blarnies after me lucky charms! I tell ya, de ambush me wit dose commercials, almost everday during breakfast time. It’s a frikkin pain in de arse! I’m outta here. You yanks make me sick. You’re all blarnies, I tell ya. Blarnies! I’m off ta me mansion for some peace and quiet!
Uh, Lucky, ladies and gentlemen. We didn’t get to much news in that interview, so let me tell you guys what’s up. We got a few more polls on the site and on the message board is a little talk of a parodie competition that has to include Tenchi for anybody who wants in. Check the board for more info. Scans for the new Shin Tenchi episodes should be coming soon.
Attached to the newsletter is a story which is chapter one of an ongoing series by Literary Eagle called Confess to You. Ryoko gets Tenchi, but if you get past that, it’s not a bad story (just kidding. Ryoko’s cool). Here’s the link. Confess to You at GenSao’s Tenchi Muyo Fan Fiction Archive.
Til next time, peace out,Jaf.